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Polish Jokes have been around for a very long time. Some people find them offensive, some find them funny, some don't. The thing is, most of these jokes can be applied to practically any race, color, creed, or individual.
Instead of asking: "How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?", you could ask "How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The thing is, these Jokes have been with us so long that we no longer associate the words Polish, Pole, Polak, Pollock, with real people, but only the individuals described in the jokes themselves. We might as well leave the name blank and ask you, the user, to insert a name of your own choosing.
Regardless of political correctness, many of our Polish friends find Polish Jokes amusing for the simple reason that they are funny (well, most of them.), and that Poles have a sense of humor too. My personal Polish Joke favorite is:
Question: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
Answer: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.
Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves here, so on with the jokes.
Instead of asking: "How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?", you could ask "How many idiots does it take to screw in a light bulb?
The thing is, these Jokes have been with us so long that we no longer associate the words Polish, Pole, Polak, Pollock, with real people, but only the individuals described in the jokes themselves. We might as well leave the name blank and ask you, the user, to insert a name of your own choosing.
Regardless of political correctness, many of our Polish friends find Polish Jokes amusing for the simple reason that they are funny (well, most of them.), and that Poles have a sense of humor too. My personal Polish Joke favorite is:
Question: Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene?
Answer: Stanislaus the Fire Prevention Bear of the Polish National Forest Service.
Anyway, we're getting ahead of ourselves here, so on with the jokes.
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Re: What do we think of these Polish jokes? Introduction from a website. http://www.polishjoke.com/
Thu, August 11, 2005 - 7:15 PMYEAH...Life is to short to crying over jokes.
The only thing thats ticks me off about jokes are the bad intentions behind the joke, other than tHAT...STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES BUT NAMES WILL NEVER HURT ME....LMAO -
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Re: What do we think of these Polish jokes? Introduction from a website. http://www.polishjoke.com/
Fri, August 12, 2005 - 7:31 AMThis is my FAVORITE Polish joke
A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year
or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very
well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he
could arrange a divorce for him- "very quick."
The lawyer said that he speed for getting a divorce would depend on
thecircumstances and asked him the following questions:
LAWYER: Have you any grounds?
POLE: JA, JA, acre and half and nice little home, 3 bedrooms.
LAWYER: "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
POLE: "It made of concrete, brick and mortar," he responded.
LAWYER: "Does either of you have a real grudge?"
POLE: "No," he replied, "We have two-car carport. Don't need grudge.
LAWYER: "I mean, What are your relations like?"
POLE: "All my relations in Poland."
LAWYER: "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
POLE: "Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set &DVD player with 6.1 sound.
We don't all the time like the music, but I answer yes."
LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?
POLE: NO, I always up before her.
LAWYER: is your wife a nagger?
POLE: NO, she white.
LAWYER: WHY do you want this divorce?
POLE: SHE going to kill me.
LAWYER: What makes you think that?
POLE: I got proof.
LAWYER: What kind of proof?
POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
the drug store and
put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says,
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Re: What do we think of these Polish jokes? Introduction from a website. http://www.polishjoke.com/
Mon, August 15, 2005 - 1:56 PMQ: What would come out if you'd mated Pole with a monkey?
A: Retarded monkey.
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Re: What do we think of these Polish jokes? Introduction from a website. http://www.polishjoke.com/
Mon, August 15, 2005 - 4:13 PMThat was funny and made me laugh! :-)
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Re: What do we think of these Polish jokes? Introduction from a website. http://www.polishjoke.com/
Thu, August 25, 2005 - 7:41 AMWhy wasn't Jesus born in Poland?
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Re: What do we think of these Polish jokes? Introduction from a website. http://www.polishjoke.com/
Fri, June 22, 2007 - 5:18 PMBut HEY! The three wise men came from the West, right? Not from Bethlehem? :):):):)
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Re: What do we think of these Polish jokes? Introduction from a website. http://www.polishjoke.com/
Thu, August 25, 2005 - 7:47 AMHow'd the polak break his leg raking leaves?
He fell out of the tree.
I learned this one when I was about 10 years old. I was on top of a shed on our property with a rake trying to get a frisbee out of the tree. My neighbour appeared from nowhere and told it. Quite fitting, wouldn't you say?
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Re: What do we think of these Polish jokes? Introduction from a website. http://www.polishjoke.com/
Fri, June 22, 2007 - 5:20 PMThe problem with jokes is that they change the interlocutor :) We had the joke about the bulb in Poland first with Policemen, then with blondes, I think... It all depends here on the political situation and social drifts.
